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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hubble reveals 20-year time-lapse of Uranus' changing atmosphere - TechSpot

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Dog attacks on postal workers are the most they’ve been in 7 years - NBC News

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

How should I go about convincing my mother that my foreign online boyfriend isn't out to get my holes or scam me?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Can you tell me something about yourself?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

'It's such a dream': Top high school performers step out on Broadway - NPR

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Tinnitus linked to impaired cognitive function - Medical Xpress

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

4 everyday habits that help prevent heart attacks - Times of India

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Vibe Coding, Windsurf and Anthropic, ChatGPT Connectors - Stratechery by Ben Thompson

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is it necessary for people to wear towels while showering at gyms? If so, what are some ways to prevent the towel from slipping off and exposing oneself?

Then came..

No go.

Adam Sandler will cast Derrick Henry in a movie if he rushes for 2,000 yards - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why is China the first in the world to counter the "reciprocal tariff"?