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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:25

No way
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hubble reveals 20-year time-lapse of Uranus' changing atmosphere - TechSpot
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Dog attacks on postal workers are the most they’ve been in 7 years - NBC News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Can you tell me something about yourself?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
'It's such a dream': Top high school performers step out on Broadway - NPR
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Tinnitus linked to impaired cognitive function - Medical Xpress
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
4 everyday habits that help prevent heart attacks - Times of India
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Vibe Coding, Windsurf and Anthropic, ChatGPT Connectors - Stratechery by Ben Thompson
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
—
No go.
Adam Sandler will cast Derrick Henry in a movie if he rushes for 2,000 yards - NBC Sports
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why is China the first in the world to counter the "reciprocal tariff"?